Easily Digestible Reality

Everyone seems to do this thing where they say their name, age and location in three sentences.

I'd do that, but the age one I find weird to do, because what if you're incredibly lazy, and then you don't actually update your page for ages and you're perpetually 17. hen everyone thinks you're younger than what you actually are and then you post nudes of yourself and it's like "Holy shit, that's illegal" but in actuality, you're 23 and it's totally legal to post pictures of your naked body all over the internet.

Actually, nobody really reads this, do they? So, it's kind of stupid that I'm making a big deal about this whole thing.

Well, uh, if you actually want to know about me, click the link that says something similar to About Me, but it won't actually say that. I don't know what it will say. I'm sure you'll figure it out. I assume you're smart enough.